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After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, the young farm boy decided to play a prank.  He went to the chicken coop and replaced every single egg with a brightly coloured one. A few minutes later the rooster walked in saw all the coloured eggs, then stormed outside and killed the peacock.

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students.   The teacher asked, ''Harry, what's your problem?''   Harry answered, ''I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!''   Ms. Brooks had ...

So its only me got bombarded with jokes this week....come on folks i dont believe you somehow!!!    3 daughters  There once was a farmer who was raising 3 daughters on his own. He was very concerned about their well being and always did his  best to watch out for them. As they entered their late teens the ...

You are the Weakest Link Below are four (4) questions. Answer them instantly. You can't take your time. Answer them immediately. No pencil or paper! OK? Let's find out just how smart and clever you really are. Ready?    GO!!! (scroll down) First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the ...

Why did the chicken cross the road??   SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken.   GEORGE W BUSH - We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or ...

50 cool things about being a man 50 cool things about being a man 1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. 2. Your orgasms are real, Always. 3. Your last name stays put. 4. The garage is all yours. 5. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid. 7. Car mechanics ...

Subject: FW: SMART ASS ANSWERS OF 2006   SMART ASS ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during a flight on the Airline. ''Would you like dinner?'' the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. ''What are my choices?'' John asked. ''Yes or no,'' she replied.   SMART ASS ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure ...

Worlds Bravest men 1. The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume, then slaps his wife on the backside and says: ''You're next, fatty.'' 2. Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is lying in bed reading. Man says: ''This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache.'' ...

Wow Cool Jokes thread A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, ''Harry, what's your problem?''   Harry answered, ''I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade ...

Heay Nice thread Dog.....Think i'll post some of my jokes in here with yours if thats ok Colonoscopys are no joke , but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actualcomments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopys: 1. ''Take it easy, ...